Not !#&%@! Found!

Hey, whatever you're looking for, it's not here.

But it's not our  fault. It's your Internet service provider,  or your modem,  or your phone line,  or InterNIC,  or your Domain Name Server, or your Uncle Benny... but it's not our  fault!

We  don't do anything wrong. Headscape never   does anything wrong. We don't have security problems that let hackers access your hard drive.   We don't have Havascript code that crashes your computer.   We don't put out unstable Hava Applet prerelaeses that crawl out of your computer at night and impregnate your cat!

Everything Headscape does is throughly thought out and tested, like frames.   God knows there's nothing wrong with frames.  It's not as if we took them off our own homepage   and hid them out of embarrassment!

But then, if we  weren't here, you'd have to use (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!) Nastysoft's Internet Destroyer,  or even better (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!), Slowsaic!   So we can pretty much do what we want.

(If you're using Badnasty Online's  pseudo-browser, you probably can't even read  this, so give it up and go back to your little chat group.)

Headscape Whenever You too can put this advertis... er, spiffy GIF on your  page and link to Headscape Whenever. Just grab this image and link it to: http://www.zark.com/headscape/headscape.html

Corrupt Sales: 555-555-5555; Impersonal Sales: 555-555-5555; Soupy Sales: 555-555-5555
If you have any questions, please jump off the nearest overpass.

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