Rancid Flakes! Breakfast of Simpletons

Hey Kids!

Look for specially marked boxes of Rancid Flakes for your Relentless Web-crawling Geek-tracking Zombie Android Cancelbots of DoomTM action figures*.

THEY REALLY MOVE!**

Be the first in your chatroom to pretend to control and harrass others with these powerful search-and-erase Cancelbots! Just like all the rad heavy awsome dudes*** use!

Get 'em now before they get you!TM