|Galled by Geeks?
Hassled by hackers?
Now you can track them down like the vermin they are!
Bite back with big bots!
And best of all, you don't have to hire your own geeks to do it for you! (You know they'd be laughing behind your back!) We've done that for you!
Just install on your corporate server and run! You'll feel much better when you've established dominance over those who challenge you! You always do.
Another soothing solution from Nastysoft.